Nathaniel's birthday party is tonight (the big TWO-OH) here on campus. They're gonna watch movies and eat cupcakes in Kristina's room. We're invited. What do you think?

What time should I be there?
And what should I bring?


It's from 6ish to 10 I need to come home home and get some homework to work on (I have a term paper due Tuesday) and I need to pick up the camera to bring back for one of the newspaper staff. It's not a real planned party, just hanging out during open house (dorms open). Wanna meet at home at 5:30? We can grab dinner (they'll have eaten) and then come up together. Let me know asap.

Im gonna be home around 6:30. That
work?

-pb... abd j?

Yeah that's "coooo". I'll take a shower and such. Too much work for you to cut out early today huh? You're usually not there late on Friday (which doesn't rhyme with face or razor blade. FYI). Everything ok?

yeah, I just cut out early wed to fix the
car and I need to finish up my 40. no biggie. Ill see ya soon
babe.

abd j? You're flocking ridiculous
Senor

I hit pb rather than bp, so what would pb be
without J? and I just left the and be abd cause it already didnt make
sence. mak senc?

-jeremy the frog

I almost laughed out loud in the middle of U.S. History just now. I'd have been kicked out by Dr. Williamson in a heartbeat.

lol (obviously that's a lie. I just told you I didn't lol. I'm a liar. don't believe anything I say. Ever. Especially the remainder of this e-mail.)

By the way I was abducted by aliens at lunch and impregnated.

And... I love you.


OOH BURN.

jeremy the frog (aka: jeremia the bull frog)
doesnt find the "impregnated" part very funny. and since when is your name
OOH? I knew the BURN family though. Nice bloaks. miss them...
them and all their flame-bouyant manorisms...

Are you saying that JeremiaH wouldn't love me if I was carrying a love alien bloke's baby?

He's a flockin FROG.

It's not like he can impregnate me.

Ribbit

Yeah, but I hear frogs can do re-amazing things with their lips

It is taking every one of my face muscles to keep from laughing/smiling/vomiting right now.
Thanks for the workout

I heard a rumor that licking a frog blows your mind. It's apparently a favorite past time for some.

what does that have to do with the price of eggs in belgiam? you
silly twitch

Death and pestilience to your combustible fluid